But Woman, listen here, what did Ugandan Man do? He bit his tongue, relented and consented to the holiday. Al Shabab, ISIS and Taleban Man on the other hand refused. And so did Muzungu Man, because Women's Day, is not a public holiday in the UK like it is in Uganda.
When we are with her, her phone is for receiving calls, but never outgoing calls. Outgoing calls are made on our phone using our airtime. And when she has used up all the airtime, she's not man enough to at least dip into her purse, pull out a ka-5k and buy airtime, but with those rolling 'whatever' eyes will say: "airtime has gamed" then stretch out that ever wanting hand so we can load it with 10k for her to make more calls. But do we b**ch? Nope, not at all. Instead we grimace and bite our tongues.