Back in the 70s when Idi Amin was
still at the helm of this once great country of ours, there was an economic
crisis. Fuel was scarce while most supermarket shelves were devoid of the most
basic and essential commodities like sugar, soap, salt and cooking oil.
This of course, necessitated the
need for people to cut corners – to stretch out everything from fuel to sugar.
If memory serves me correct, Mum came up with a most ingenious way to save
sugar. Rather than letting my siblings and I rip with the sugar bowl at the breakfast
table, the sugar was pre-mixed into the teapot whilst still in the kitchen.
Meanwhile, when Visitor turned up
and tea was served, the sugar container was never filled to the brim as used to
happen when times were good. Rather whilst still in the kitchen, House Help
would measure out four teaspoons of sugar into the bowl. This of course limited
Visitor to a maximum of two cups of tea.
However, I did find out later on
that there was another and more pertinent purpose as to why Mum pulled that
stunt. You see, she couldn’t work out why the sugar bowl always went back empty
to the kitchen – yet, it was full to the brim when it went out and Visitor only
had one cup of tea. There is a need to tell you that when no one was looking, Visitor
would empty the sugar bowl into the plastic bag they had come with and go off
home with it.
Sugar - Visitors Pilfered It |
That ought to give you an impression of just how severe the economic crisis of the 70s was – that when people went to visit, it was not in the actual sense of the word but essentially, to ‘pilfer’.
While today the supermarket
shelves are fully stocked, cutting corners still remains that essential part of
the Ugandan way of life. Let’s take a look at some of them.
Paper Napkins
In the factory, to produce a
quality serviette, the makers fold each sheet into half, then into quarters in
that each napkin is made up of 4 quarters. They figured four quarters are
sufficient for one to wipe their hands and mouth after eating. However, the
average owner of a restaurant in Uganda does not think so. They see it as
wastage and came to the realisation that out of each factory packed serviette,
they could re-cut each quarter and get four other serviettes – four other
flimsy serviettes that hardly do the job that the makers had intended.
Bar and Liquid Soap
The makers of bar soap came up
with the novel idea of putting six dividers in each bar of soap in that when
cut each bar, you would get six sizeable tablets that can do the job required
of them. But as you have already guessed, somebody out there had a Eureka(!)
moment. After cutting each bar into six tablets, they cut them again and again
and again and managed to eek out close to ten miniature tablets. Meanwhile in
just about every restaurant, what does Restaurant Owner do as soon as they buy
a container of liquid soap? They set about to dilute it with water so it
stretches for months.
Diluted Milk
Everybody is at it. Farmer dilutes the milk before he sells it off to Local Village Wholesaler. Local Village Wholesaler dilutes it further before fobbing it to Shop Keeper. Shop Keeper takes it further before flogging it to Restaurant Owner while Restaurant Owner tells Waitress to dilute it even further before serving you the most diluted milk to go with your tea.
Tea Bags
When the people at Mukwano Industries make tea bags, the fill each bag with enough tea leaves to brew one cup of tea. But to in a cost cutting effort, tea bags are often recycled - not just once, but twice and often four times.
Liquid Soap - Always Gets Diluted |
Diluted Milk
Everybody is at it. Farmer dilutes the milk before he sells it off to Local Village Wholesaler. Local Village Wholesaler dilutes it further before fobbing it to Shop Keeper. Shop Keeper takes it further before flogging it to Restaurant Owner while Restaurant Owner tells Waitress to dilute it even further before serving you the most diluted milk to go with your tea.
Tea Bags
When the people at Mukwano Industries make tea bags, the fill each bag with enough tea leaves to brew one cup of tea. But to in a cost cutting effort, tea bags are often recycled - not just once, but twice and often four times.
Tin Of Beans
Bean Seller at Namawojolo never
has a tin with straight sides or bottom. The sides of the tin are always
battered inwards to cut corners – in that he doesn’t actually sell you a full
tin.
Disposable Glasses
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